So even though I found this on Facebook, I replicated it because it makes me laugh!  My time is also valuable : )     Here’s the content along with a copy (just in case you are feeling sassy enough to post it!) LOL!

DOOR KNOCKERS PLEASE NOTE:
This household charges $50 per minute to listen to sales pitches, religious messages and/or political pitches.  This charge is payable in advance.  By knocking on this door,  you signal your agreement with the terms outlined above.  Thank you!

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