Sign for Door Knockers LOL!
July 19, 2016
So even though I found this on Facebook, I replicated it because it makes me laugh! My time is also valuable : ) Here’s the content along with a copy (just in case you are feeling sassy enough to post it!) LOL!
DOOR KNOCKERS PLEASE NOTE:
This household charges $50 per minute to listen to sales pitches, religious messages and/or political pitches. This charge is payable in advance. By knocking on this door, you signal your agreement with the terms outlined above. Thank you!